i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
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omg this is the best thing i’ve seen today hahah
this has to be the most truthful thing ive ever read.
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| Me: | I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year.. |
| Me: | gets in bed |
| Me: | how was earth created |
| Me: | who made microwaves |
| Me: | how does the internet even work |
| Me: | I'm hungry |
| Me: | feels bad about something I did 4 years ago |
| Me: | remembers 73 unfinished tasks |
| Me: | too wired to sleep. |
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